scribblenauts:

“hey we’re gonna order pizza”

“you have to finish your homework first”

(Source: smilingemoticon)

andrewhussiesbosom:

BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve really sweet things and do you need anything else? no? [smooches your face bc youre really cute]

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

seeaann:

you must be a paper towel because you’re 

menluda:

When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”

-fuckmylollipop:

 

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

hotboyproblems:

whos:

hotboyproblems:

whos going to kiss me on new years eve

no im not

oh

(Source: hotboyproblems)